July 2009
16 posts
Mustache t minus 2 days.
Extreme Right-Wing nutjob Fox News Analyst Glen Beck thinks Obama is a racist. Whoa whoa whoa, Obama’s black, he can’t be racist. It’s just simple biology, Barack actually is a race, unlike you Mr. Beck; you’re the absence of all races, where is black is the presence of all races.
Brett Favre has finally decided to stay at home this year and not return to Packers’ division rivals the Vikings. I...
The problem with Scotland is that it's full of...
Well kids, i’ve been slacking and now it’s the weekend and I’m just really not in the mood to blog.
So i’ll leave you with some quick hits.
Paris Jackson was apparently named after Paris Hilton. Let’s just hope Paris Jackson shaves her mustache before she gets into porn.
Song of the moment is Fans by Kings of Leon. Deal with it.
The Cardinals aquired Matt Holliday...
Greatest Story EVER!!!!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31951883/ns/us_news-life/?GT1=43001
If ifs and buts were raisins and nuts we'd be...
A New Jersey man purchased the most expensive pack of cigarettes this weekend, to the tune of $25,000,000,000,000,000. Yeah, that’s 25 quadrillion dollars and more than our National Debt, at least for the week, who knows how much money the government’s going to ask to borrow this week. Okay so they weren’t really that expensive, but that’s what the bank charged him, that and a 15 dollar overdraft...
I don't mind you under my skin, I let the bad...
Well kids it was a rough day on the ole kickball field. Good in Bed lost 15 - love and the second game of the doubleheader was lost in a heartbreaker 5 - 2. Although there were some bright spots. For example, the two runs we scored were the first of the season. Our defense made some pretty good plays as well. Still it was a terrible day and I can’t wait to get back out on the field and...
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball
Sitting around the house today, the roommate asked me to accompany her to the Edwardsville Panera Bread in exchange for her buying me lunch. Never one to turn down an almost entirely free meal I agree without question, well almost. The roommate told me she was meeting up with a girl off of craigslist so that the roomy could replace her now defunct IPod. This got me thinking. I’ve had a couple of...
Harry Potter and the Dastardly Decision
Last night I was faced with a terrible dilemma. It was late (but not too late), I was hungry, and I had to pick between two of my most beloved treats, Cocoa Puffs and Honey Nut Cheerios. What to do when faced with such a choice. I attempted to call my beacon of reason, the girlfriend, and ask her a series of questions in which she would unknowingly pick for me, but to my chagrin she did not...
And when you see her tell her what's been on my...
To be honest, I really don’t know what the hell’s going on in the world today because the only thing online, on TV, or in newspapers (yeah they still exist) is Michael Jackson’s funeral. And you know what, who am I to go against the grain….. Michael Jackson WAS a great artist. Most of the Jackson 5’s catalog are classics along with most of Jackson’s solo contributions, however I don’t see the need...
June 2009
19 posts
Summer Playlist
Without further delay, my summer playlist, listed alphabetically by band name. If you haven’t heard some of these tunes, download them, purchase them, or just listen to them on you tube. Like it or hate it? Let me know. Stiefmo@hotmail.com
Acceptance – Take Cover
Alkaline Trio – Wake Up Exhausted (Teagen and Sarah Cover)
Bayside – Guardrail, Have Fun Storming the Castle, Don’t Call Me...
Today is a day just like any other.
These hits are just so quick: A man riding his bike from California to Washington DC in protest of the Federal Stimulus Buyouts, was killed in beautiful and scenic Centralia, IL as he was hit by a drunk driver at 1 am on a country road. I’m not sure who to blame more, the drunk driver for his obvious stupidity or the bike rider for riding his bike at 1 am on a country road…..
Toledo...
At Least I'm Known for Something!
I mean I hate twitter, but man it just breeds the most entertaining things. Why are people in crisis going to twitter for help? And more importantly, why are people actually providing help? Oh well. Check out the obviously drunken rant Lindsay Lohan’s mom went on last night at like 2 am after she only received 2 towels in her hotel room.
“I Need this situation rectified immediately. Will...
I've been working this grave shift like I'm on a...
The ill thought out named, Sex on the Beach, volleyball team, which yours truly is a member of, won its first game last night, breaking a 0 and 2 skid. For those of you in St. Louis, you know how incredibly hot it is outside and this win was not only a testament to our level of dedication but also to our level of manliness.
So my summer mix got put on the back burner for a while but since...
I don't want to make amends, I just want to make a...
That’s right boys and girls, Stiefmo is now an official member of the Stlkickball league. My team, “Good in Bed,” was the Division 3 winner last season and I will be helping them defend their honor on the field this season. With a name like Good in Bed, I know what you’re thinking, and the answer is yes, I am. The kickball league is great, beer drinking is encouraged, and...
Stylin' and being fly.
Kickball tomorrow morning. I wish I would’ve just signed up so I would’ve gotten my own shirt and play when I could. Oh well. I’ll play when I can and move on from there. I’m stoked about it though.
Looks like the cardinals are going to win tonight. Sweet.
Not much to say, it’s the weekend. I’m just going to leave you with some song lyrics.
put the breath in...
The hurricanrana is maybe the greatest wrestling...
How about some quick hits:
Hilary Clinton fell and fractured her arm entering the White House yesterday. Seems she’s made a habit of not being able to get into the White House successfully.
A substitute teacher choked an 8 year old during a game of dodgeball after the student tried to punch the teacher. Apparently the kid was mad after he was called out by the sub who kept teasing the...
I'm all about rising above stereotypes but.....
The Wire is so good. I know, I know, Christian Lander, the bag of trash I previously ripped on, said that all white people love the show. But damn, I now know what racial stereotypes can do to people, it’s really messing me up. I mean I just want to like the show because it’s a good show, I don’t want to HAVE to like it because i’m white. I already like asian women because...
Thou shall not steal.
Been a long time, I shouldn’t have left you, without a dope beat to step to.
Man, what a month. LA, my birthday, working out, softball, volleyball, golf. Just too much fun. I guess its time to get back to blogging though. So without further a deux.
David Letterman was recently criticized for saying Sarah Palin’s wardrobe looked like that of a slutty stewardes and for making fun of...
May 2009
14 posts
Is there a difference between a leather fetish and...
What’s going on kids? It’s been awhile. You can stop emailing me, I’m sorry for the delay but i’m back.
Sasha Grey, yeah that Sasha Grey, is in a new movie “The Girlfriend Experience” from Steven Soderburgh, yeah that Steven Soderburgh. It’s about a an escort who dates men for money but not always has sexual relations with them. Not really sure what else...
Here's to the weekend.
My friend, You’re always the last one to leave Those dimly lit rooms. Making sure the last glass makes its way to the table empty. And every bottle in the place Has been upside down At least a few times what a waste. Is this what’s left of you these days? You’re not eighteen anymore. Five years should have been, enough time for you to grow up and get over this. Not too cool to...
My name is Sue, how do you do? Now YOU GONNA...
A foster mother, and a registered nurse to boot, thought it was a good idea to attempt to quiet her crying foster child by taping a pacifier to the infants mouth. Aggravating factor, she works in the neonatal intensive care wing of the hosptial she works at. Mitigating factor, she used medical tape…..
Manny Ramirez tested positive for HCG, a women’s fertility drug and has been...
Before you jump to conclusions about all the...
I guess today started like any other. I woke up, had a bowl of cereal, turned on the Cardinals game, and just sat and waited with anticipation. Although this day would start like any other, I knew it would not finish like a regular day, but I didn’t really understand how truly special it would be. 9 years ago, I was a 15 year old emotional wreck that hadn’t quite figured out his niche. I had a...
Bayside!!!!!!
Finally boys and girls the glorious day has arrived. New Found Glory and Bayside tonight at the Pageant. Its been a long wait for me but I finally get to see Bayside live. I’m definately not discounting how much fun i’m going to have watching New Found Glory, but Bayside is probably my favorite band that i’ve never seen live. The lead singer of Bayside just released dates for...
Yesterday was May 4th, I got 6 text messages that...
A senator in Missouri is now trying to ban all the erotic services ads on Craigslist. He says that with the Mass. killings, services that are illegal should be banned from the site. I have two complaints. First and most importantly, where am I going to go for my prostitutes now? Brooklyn? That doesn’t seem as fun, it’s not as “spur of the moment.” Secondly, Craigslist is...
Hmmm....
Quick Hits:
In a recent survey conducted by the Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life, 54 percent of people who go to church at least weekly believe that torture should be used on suspected terrorists, compaired to just 42 percent of people who rarely go to church. It’s really not that hard to figure out the difference, the people go to church weekly are used to torture so it’s not...
April 2009
40 posts
