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Quick Hits:

In a recent survey conducted by the Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life, 54 percent of people who go to church at least weekly believe that torture should be used on suspected terrorists, compaired to just 42 percent of people who rarely go to church. It’s really not that hard to figure out the difference, the people go to church weekly are used to torture so it’s not a big deal to them.

The fiance of the “craigslist killer” left him. Finally. The couple began a whirlwind relationship after meeting on the casual encounters page on Boston craigslist.

The number of documented swine flu cases is up to 331. We’re all going to die. Buy your fashionable gas masks now, while they’re still cheap. Nothing stirs up the economy like a good old fashion global killing disease. Think of the money made in vaccines, anti-bacterial soaps, and eventual cures.

A women was groped in a pizza place the other day in South County. No big deal right? Wrong. The groper was in fact Chuck E. Cheese himself, or at least the J.O. in the costume. Don’t worry I know what you’re thinking, it wasn’t one of the kids, it was a 22 year old parent of 3 and she’s suing. No way. Surprise surprise. Anything to make a buck. Have you seen those huge padded hands that Chuck wears? Probably didn’t even get a really good feel. How can you grop someone in huge mittens?

Item to Review: I’m going to see Wolverine today so i’ll let you know tomorrow.

Until Then…… stiefmo@hotmail.com;

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CoTy.