Bayside!!!!!!
Finally boys and girls the glorious day has arrived. New Found Glory and Bayside tonight at the Pageant. Its been a long wait for me but I finally get to see Bayside live. I’m definately not discounting how much fun i’m going to have watching New Found Glory, but Bayside is probably my favorite band that i’ve never seen live. The lead singer of Bayside just released dates for more solo acoustic shows but unfortuneately none are for Stl or the surrounding area. If you’re coming to the show tonight, come and find me, i’ll be the one sporting all the bling, jocking all the honeys. Woot. Woot. A Florida “man” threw a four month old baby out of the window of his car while driving down the interstate. He was arrested later for domestic abuse of the childs mother, the murder of the child, and kidnapping. When asked if he threw the child from the car, he stated, “it’s a dirty game, a dirty game.” Oh I understand now, throwing this kid out of a moving car is like the time I elbowed that guy while playing hockey, I was just playing the game dirty. Miss California is simply fucked. She went from being runner up in the Miss USA pageant to being completely thrown under the bus by Miss California Pageant USA company. It has been reported that pageant officials paid for her breast enhancements for the Miss USA competition and now a nude picture of Miss California has been released. Here’s the rub, Miss California is saying that she was 17 at the time the picture was taken, so major media markets like FOX and NBC can’t show the photo. The pageant, who apparently leaked the photo, are saying she was 18 at the time the photo was taken. The pageant company is now going to strip Miss California of her Miss California crown because of the nude photo which is apparently against the rules. What’s also against the rules is persecuting someone because of their beliefs, and that’s exactly what’s happening here. So she doesn’t believe in gay marriage….so what? I don’t care what her opinion is, no one does. No one watches the Miss USA pageant with the thought that they’re getting great commentary on social issues. They watch it because of the smoking hot chicks. Get over yourself beauty pageants you’re the root of this problem anyway. You exploit children and young adults causing the expectation of beauty to be unrealistic and force those involved in the pageants to be fake shells of people. Finally one of these contestants shows that she’s a real person, and gives her honest opinion about something and you attempt to tear her down. Item to Review: Water. I’m officially giving up soda. It’s been 3 days now and i’m feeling great. I never got the opportunity to taste Pepsi/Mountain Dew Throwback and hopefully I never will. If you see me drinking a soda, you have my permission to come up to me and ask me why i’m drinking a soda. If I can’t think of an answer that makes you laugh, or at least ponder briefly, kick me in the shin. Thank you P.S. I thought of a great Cinco de Mayo prank. You should buy one of those 15 gallon drums of mayo from Sam’s and fill up your friends sink with it. When they ask you what you’re doing be like, What?! It’s a sink of the mayo. Much Love CoTy. Stiefmo@hotmail.com