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I’m all about rising above stereotypes but…..

The Wire is so good. I know, I know, Christian Lander, the bag of trash I previously ripped on, said that all white people love the show. But damn, I now know what racial stereotypes can do to people, it’s really messing me up. I mean I just want to like the show because it’s a good show, I don’t want to HAVE to like it because i’m white. I already like asian women because i’m white, now this….It’s too much to handle. Could I possibly get some notice from some minority that the show is good so that I don’t feel like a racist. I’m really not too sure why I feel like a racist, it’s the white guilt I guess. White people can’t be in the room when a question of race is brought up or we immediately get defensive. Man it sucks to be white.

St. Louis Cardinals owned the Tigers last night. The turning point in the game came on a nine pitch at bat in the first inning. Verlander threw everything he could at Molina (who was featured yesterday and is probably the reason why he was so bad ass last night) and Molina kept fouling pitches off. Until the 9th when Yadi blooped a ball in shallow right, scoring two runs. I love baseball season!!!!!

I see I’m not on People Magazine’s list of hottest bachelors again. What a joke, i’m much better looking than Gossip Girl Guy, Shia Transformer, Adam Lambert (I would have a joke but I don’t even know who that is), Gambit, Twilight, and guy from the Hills. I do however understand Captain Kirk and Common being chosen ahead of me though…..but the rest are a joke.

Iran is going crazy right now with political protests. Unfortuneatly, I’m really not well read on the story yet but will tell you that this country even protesting is a great movement. Go, social movements.

Item To Review: Blink 182. The last full length album from Blink 182. Now that they are back together, the tour is set, and everything’s great, how about some new freaking material.

Coty.