The hurricanrana is maybe the greatest wrestling move of all time.
How about some quick hits:
Hilary Clinton fell and fractured her arm entering the White House yesterday. Seems she’s made a habit of not being able to get into the White House successfully.
A substitute teacher choked an 8 year old during a game of dodgeball after the student tried to punch the teacher. Apparently the kid was mad after he was called out by the sub who kept teasing the student. That reminds me of this one time in 8th grade when I accidently punched my substitute History teacher in the face because she was smoking hot and I didn’t know how to flirt. Man I was such a wierd kid.
A Domino’s Pizza delivery driver was shanked and killed on the way to a delivery last week. The parents are now suing Domino’s, who’s not at fault at all, for 15 million dollars, the apparent cost of their child’s life. If I was the parents, I would sue for a lifetime supply of those pasta bread bowls. I hear they’re pretty good.
I’m going to the Cards game tonight so if you see a guy wearing a beer helmet, and drinking nacho cheese from a shot glass, it’s probably me. Come say hi.
Item to Review: Loud Wars by So Many Dynamos, on top of their name being a palindrome, this is one of the coolest bands around. Their new release, which came out a week ago, is a perfect mix of indie esteem and pop feel, with just a sprinkling of dancibility. Please give it a chance and check it out.
Peace.