I’ve been working this grave shift like I’m on a slave ship.
The ill thought out named, Sex on the Beach, volleyball team, which yours truly is a member of, won its first game last night, breaking a 0 and 2 skid. For those of you in St. Louis, you know how incredibly hot it is outside and this win was not only a testament to our level of dedication but also to our level of manliness.
So my summer mix got put on the back burner for a while but since it’s offically summer now, I’ll be working on bringing it to you. Check back within the next couple of days and you should get the full masterpiece.
Continuing with the threat of global chaos, North Korea really wants people to know that have Nuclear Capabilities. North Korea is going to test their long range missle capabilities as they test fire a missle towards Hawaii on July 4th -8th. Also they have ordered all ships to leave their waters as they will conduct further weapons testing. Not to sound too paranoid or anything but shouldn’t we stop these little bastards? Or are we going to let them shoot an actual Nuke off before we fucking react. Let’s go, what are we waiting for?
Buzz Aldrin, the most famous runner up of all time, wants the United States to shoot for Mars. And why wouldn’t he? I guess he wants to be the first person to step on it it too doesn’t he? What a jerk, just can’t get out of the shadow of Neil Armstrong can you, Buzz.
Much Love