If ifs and buts were raisins and nuts we’d be having a hell of a party.
A New Jersey man purchased the most expensive pack of cigarettes this weekend, to the tune of $25,000,000,000,000,000. Yeah, that’s 25 quadrillion dollars and more than our National Debt, at least for the week, who knows how much money the government’s going to ask to borrow this week. Okay so they weren’t really that expensive, but that’s what the bank charged him, that and a 15 dollar overdraft fee. The man said he nearly had a heart attack when he got his credit card statement, but immediately called his bank who fixed the problem, blaming it on Visa. Visa in turn blamed it on the bank. In a mildly related story, the world debt record holder, me, has $25,000,000,000,000 worth of debt on his credit card, but it’s legit. Oh goodbye credit score….goodbye.
This next story is serious so get that smile off your face. A stage intended to have the world’s biggest waste of oxygen, Madonna, collapsed earlier today killing one man and injuring others. I would say its karma but I don’t think karma kills other people, so I’m going with my second theory, it’s death coming to exact his revenge in a final destination type fury. Reigning down random acts of murder while providing teenage boys with just a little bit of T and A to get the blood flowing. Go to Africa Madonna, death will find you like he found Devin Sawa in Paris, YOU CAN’T RUN FROM DEATH MADONNA, HE’S COMING AND HELL’S COMING WITH HIM!
Wow, that got out of control.
Stop being an idiot, go see Harry Potter, I can’t even begin to tell you how good that movie is. It is just absolutely terrific. Bruno was also pretty funny, but I felt it fell way short of Borat. I think the one thing missing from Bruno is he was just not a likeable character, while Borat was.
Recently I’ve been feeding my Golden Tee addiction and I’ve got to say it’s pretty awesome. The Cat’s Meow in Soulard has the nicest machine I’ve seen yet, so if you get a chance go swing by, have a 1$ shot, a 2 dollar beer and play 18 for 4 dollars.
Much Love