Give me a working pen and I will live forever

The problem with Scotland is that it’s full of Scots.

Well kids, i’ve been slacking and now it’s the weekend and I’m just really not in the mood to blog.

So i’ll leave you with some quick hits.

Paris Jackson was apparently named after Paris Hilton. Let’s just hope Paris Jackson shaves her mustache before she gets into porn.

Song of the moment is Fans by Kings of Leon. Deal with it.

The Cardinals aquired Matt Holliday via a trade for 3 nobodys prospects, thus making their lineup one of the best in the entire MLB. They followed suit by routing the Phillies 8 to 1, Holliday went 4 for 5. No big deal, maybe i’ve got a man crush….

I’m tired of racial profiling being the hot topic of the media lately. The cop and Gates were both dicks and that’s it. Gates wants to claim racial profiling and then say that police minority relations are not great, but that’s the reason why. Everytime a black male is arrested by a white cop it’s racial profiling and not just police work. Gates claiming racial profiling only pushes the race relations further apart.

The Hubble Telescope awoke today after being off line for engineers to install an upgraded camera system and found a huge new scar approximately 50 to 100 kilometers wide on jupiter. Early reports suggest an interstellar roundhouse kick was to blame.

Super smoking hot Intellectual ESPN analyist Erin Andrews has been caught in a whirlwind lately. Apparently the ‘reporter’ was filmed, through a keyhole in her hotel room, ironing in the nude. A lot of to do has been made about this starting a war between ESPN and the New York Post. Andrews has been steadfast stating that she wants to be taken seriously and not looked at like a piece of meat. Really? That’s why you wear skin tight clothes on the sidelines of MLB games surrounded by 100 + men, because you want to be taken seriously? Don’t get me wrong, a women should not be discounted as an intellectual because she’s attractive, but on the same note, if you use your looks to get ahead, that’s all you are, an attractive girl on the sidelines, not a journalistic professional. And if you want to be taken seriously as a journalist, may I suggest working for a different company, such as the Playboy for instance….Zing!