Mustache t minus 2 days.
Extreme Right-Wing nutjob Fox News Analyst Glen Beck thinks Obama is a racist. Whoa whoa whoa, Obama’s black, he can’t be racist. It’s just simple biology, Barack actually is a race, unlike you Mr. Beck; you’re the absence of all races, where is black is the presence of all races.
Brett Favre has finally decided to stay at home this year and not return to Packers’ division rivals the Vikings. I think this is a great move. As much as I love and admire Brett, it’s hard enough for Aaron Rodgers to try and step into your shoes, it would be even harder to have to face you as a division rival. You’ve had a great career Brett, we’d all love to see you as a commentator on Monday Night Football or on ESPN, but just not on the field, and you’re wife’s smoking hot, what are you doing trying to get outta bed in the morning.
The MLB trade deadline is fast approaching and today hasn’t been a sleeper. Ian Snell and Jack Wilson to the Mariners for Cedano and blah blah blah…. Cliff Lee to the 2009 World Champion Phillies for prospects…. And it looks like Roy Holiday is possibly heading to Boston for Buchholz among others. Looks like the Pirates annual Fire Sale continues…..Freddy Sanchez is heading to San Francisco for prospects. It’s good that San Fran is actually trying to build a team around Lincecum and the Kung Fu Panda Pablo Sandoval, they could be a serious contender in a couple of years.
Enough sports…..
Blue M & M’s cause cancer, don’t eat them.
A Granite City woman was killed after being repeatedly struck by a baseball bat yesterday. Like I need another excuse to stay out of that flaccid, festering, vapid, depreciated, city.
Float trip of doom this weekend. No more blog, until Monday or Tuesday. Have a great weekend I think I will.